Sunday, October 05, 2014

Ryanair Light - fantasy

Ryanair Light - fantasy - english version

Desire for travel – the worlds best travel! Read Kistalight goes Ryan with destinations like Bergamo…Bryssel…Napoli! Lots of visitors to this page, the Swedish version, Kistalight goes Ryan - fantasi, last time - we translate!
Calling Ryanair Michel O'Leary last week.
Fits on doing some advertising first day of the summer holidays. Here is an excerpt in Swedish translation:
Hi this is Thommy Sjöberg at Kistalight in Stockholm.
What was his name you saying?
I have never heard of that guy!
Ok I can see that but I am a frequent traveler on your flights tusks of destinations as well, and now I've written a little book, Kistalight Goes Ryan, about my adventures - middle-aged couple on the loose in Europe.
You know not direct a guidebook but with little tips: Sit at a cafés, watching and listening of lawsuits, saunter in exciting environments, something about history, a number of comical anecdotes, a piec of a Belgian cats, food and drink and look for the good life.
By the way when I was young, I like the late 60th century. You know we were almost communists here in Sweden.
Just saying The Kårhus occupation!
Clearly we like lowprice air!
Good thing for people to know yes!
The music, by the way!
 Do you remember that?
Whiter Shade of Pale, All you need is love - awesome there with the first global television broadcast John Lennon in floral shirt and headphones, and if you make a trip to San Francisco you would have a flower in the hair.
Thommy!
Was it your name?
The flower in force today are simple paper cups, paper towels, and a maximum number of seats in the air craft cabin. The thing you called cost savings and a well-calculated space for citizens who want to fly with us.
Equal minimalism in its making!
Mr. O'Leary Well this is my mission.
We could sell Ryan goes along with the second kit in your cart that ruddy hostesses sway when the sprints back and forth in the cabin with whiskey, perfume and coffee.
Kistalight goes Ryan with a little bit  like Irish accent !
Same price as two aircraft whiskey!
Provides better rus moreover than a few whiskey and guaranteed no hangover!
Well Thommy not a bad idea but it is now so that we only offer minimalist goods and services.
The customer, it is the idea, to stand for all the extravagances things that are in addition to airline seat.
Okay then Mr. O'Leary, right, maybe we should offer passengers the tip above to the make your own order.
Waiter One Copy of Ryan goes please!
No Ice!
Keep the Change!

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Many visitors on this page last week and a lot of weird comments!
Some kind of spam?
See comments below!
Some of them anyway right sympathetic!
Kistalight goes Ryan - fantasi is now one of our most visited pages and you have just read a little translation.
For our readers from USA - Google translation - what a translation!

Desire to read Kistalight goes Ryan - download  or read goes Ryan here!
If you download and test reading, please send an email or write a comment!
The Swedish version, the book Kistalight goes Ryan is sold out of print but can be borrowed in libraries all over Järvafältet.

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© Thommy Sjöberg

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Kistalight said...

Det senaste jag har läst om "minimaliseringen" på Ryan.
Avgift för toabesök - sic!
Måste vara ett elakt aprilskämt!

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Många besökare på den här sidan juli 2014!
Vi lägger till adressen för ...goes Ryan!
http://kistalightgoesryan-larsthommy.blogspot.se/2009_04_01_archive.html
Trevlig läsning!

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Men ok några kan jag publicera här!

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